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Monday, August 6, 2012

Bonus Story: THE KITCHEN BITCH

      A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train cause we're going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.." She heard her little darling continue..."for those of you just boarding, remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Good Girl meets Bad Boy part 1

Once upon a time, there was a girl, who has a very good life, friends and a wonderful family. She's like a very polite women. she's always the most fantastic singer on the planet.
      There's was a guy who was in to bad things. He likes to make trouble sometimes he likes to cause it too. He hates perfect women, who's always so nice, and always so thoughtful. He couldn't even stand being around them this type of guy is something that people fear. 
      The girl was walking down the street around the mall with her purse in her hand ans this bad guy ran up to her and grab her purse, and knock her down.
      This guy runs up to the alley he looks around to see if he was chase then when he turn his back he get knocked out.
      
   

Thursday, April 26, 2012

My Thoughts: My Tribute to Travon Martin

My Thoughts: My Tribute to Travon Martin:   http://www.hlntv.com/video/2012/04/02/trayvons-cousin-its-him-screaming This picture is Done by My friend David...

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Leafy’s Birthday Bash (Story)


It was Monday at 3:00, Zyaco's shopping with Gel, Dorothy, Jessie, and Meggie at the mall trying to get the stuff they need for a birthday party. Gel get's the stuff for food and drink's,Dorthy goes and spot a cake,  Zyaco and Jessie get the Cake, and Meggie gets a gift. 5 minutes later, Dorthy found a bakery shop. She was going to walk inside, and all of a sudden, she ran into this boy. They literaly bumbed into eac other. Dorthy droped her purse the man bend down, pick up her purse, And hend it to her.Dorthy smiled, "Thank you." she said "You're Welcome." Dorthy took her purse and they walked away smiling.
         To be Continued.............